Screaming monkeys.

So, someone went out and bought this guy:

It is really cute, don’t you think? The cool thing about this guy is that he can fly across the room and make a loud screeching noise. A self contained furry screeching slingshot. What more can you really ask for?!

It wouldn’t be so bad if it was just flying George above, but he brought all of his friends:

Turns out you can just apply a bit of pressure and they scream. Lined up all, it is very hard to just walk by without hitting each, setting off a wonderful piercing loud screech of dozens of screaming monkeys.